Five Star Apostles

Hong Meng

  • A Sage of Ancient China, he originally devised the Sacred Chao. An apostle of many names.
  • High Chief of the Vast Mist.
  • Season: Chaos
  • Sphinxiness: Scire – To Know
  • Spatial attribution: Out-Eastward
  • Elemental attributions: Air, Boom, N
  • Vibrational attribution: Laughter
  • Lucky Number: 6

Dr. Van Van Mojo

  • D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes. Magickal researcher and possessor of great power. Maker of fine dolls.
  • Revered Priest of the Vodoun Force.
  • Season: Discord
  • Sphinxiness: Velle – To Will
  • Spatial attribution: Up-Sunward
  • Elemental attributions: Fire, Prickle, H
  • Vibrational attribution: Roar
  • Lucky Number: 2

Sri Syadasti Syadavaktavya Syadasti Syannasti Syadasti Cavaktavyasca Syadasti Syannasti Syadavatavyasca Syadasti Syannasti Syadavaktavyasca

  • Commonly called just Sri Syadasti. His name in Sanskrit means: All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
  • Vigilant Seer of Eleusis and the Symbiotic Mind.
  • Season: Confusion
  • Sphinxiness: Audere – To Dare
  • Spatial attribution: In-Westward
  • Elemental attributions: Water, Sweet, O
  • Vibrational attribution: Icaro
  • Lucky Number: 3

Zarathud the Staunch

  • A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger. Discovered the Five Commandments.
  • Hindmost Teacher of the Keisaku.
  • Season: Bureaucracy
  • Sphinxiness: Tacere – To Keep Silent
  • Spatial attribution: Down-Poleward
  • Elemental attributions: Earth, Pungent, C
  • Vibrational attribution: Samādhi
  • Lucky Number: 10

Malaclypse the Elder

  • Little is known of him, a shady figure of antiquity and rumored secret agent. Known to be a wanderer and shapeshifter, he followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus, Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to read "DOOM". This is a misunderstanding; the sign actually read "DUMB". Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet. Inventor of bingo.
  • Central Sorcerer to the Whispering Shadow Cult.
  • Season: Aftermath
  • Sphinxiness: Ire – To Go
  • Spatial attribution: Forbackward
  • Elemental attributions: Light, Orange, Surprise
  • Vibrational attribution: Harmonic
  • Lucky Number: 01

Saints/Nites Second Class

- Pope Bob the Irreverant Omnirelevant
- Lucifer St. Douchebag the Genius
- Polyfather of Virginity in Gold, Malaclypse the Younger AB, DD, KSC
- The Grand Ballyhoo of Egypt, Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
- St. TRIMTAB the Optimist
- St. Tib the Unaccounted*
- St. Gulik the Messenger
- Nt. Aristotle the Advancer
- Nt. Turing who Grokked
- Nt. Jung the Wholey

Assorted Venerables, Memorables, and Indefatigables

  • Edward Snowden
  • Aaron Swartz
  • Susan B. Anthony
  • Claudette Colvin
  • Fire and Earth Erowid
  • R. Gordon Wasson
  • Margaret Sanger
  • Alasdair MacIntyre
  • Alan Moore
  • Tim Berners-Lee
  • Grace Hopper
  • Arthur C. Clarke
  • Rosalind Franklin
  • Carl Sagan
  • Marie Curie
  • Fred Rogers
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Richard Stallman
  • Lady Frieda Harris
  • Douglas Adams
  • Isadora Duncan
  • Georgia O'Keeffe
  • Peter Carroll
  • Timothy Leary
  • Carlos Castenada
  • Elron Flubbard
  • Terence McKenna
  • Neil Gaiman
  • Wilhelm Reich